February 2012
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Promise me that if any of you get pregnant when...
Bo Burnham's haikus;
jayvicee92:
1.) I saw a rainbow
on the day my grandma died
fucking lesbian.
2.) For fifteen cents a
day you can feed an african
they eat pennies.
3.) Do unto others
as you’d have them do to you
said the rapist.
4.) My aunt used to say
slow and steady wins the race
she died in a fire.
5.) Old people’s skin sags
because they are being dragged
to the underworld
6.) Those in...
“All I want is a taco…”
– me
i feel infinite: “Dear Jesus of Nazareth, First of... →
bricks-make-me-nervous:
“Dear Jesus of Nazareth, First of all I’d like to thank you for calling yourself ‘Jesus of Nazareth’. It’s sorta like Lord of The Rings. ‘I am Jesus of Nazareth, Son of Orfleck The Butcher’.
… We know lord, from John 3:16 that you so loved the world. So much that you sent your only son to die…
